



Don’t laugh. We are serious.
Here is why Donald Trump, the self-described ‘stable genius’, deserves the Nobel Peace prize, given a few adjustments.
For starters, it should be called the Nobel war criminals’ prize.
After all, the number of war criminals that have been given the prize makes this amply clear.
Even the 2025 recipient, Maria Corina Machado is an unabashed zionist and fully paid up member of the genociders’ club.
She wants to come to power in Venezuela with the help of the CIA by overthrowing a democratically elected government in Caracas.
Past recipients included such war criminals and terrorists as Menachem Begin (the British had a bounty of £10,000 (pound sterlings) on his head if captured dead or alive).
Henry Kissinger was the architect of the Cambodia genocide.
Yitzhak Rabin had vowed to break the bones of every Palestinian.
And Shimon Peres, was the father of the Israeli nuclear bomb.
Even the blackman Barack Obama got the prize within a few months of becoming president.
He demonstrated his ‘peaceful’ credentials by carrying out the most lethal drone attacks against civilians in Pakistan’s tribal areas.
All of them were hard core war criminals and genociders.
So, why deprive Trump of this dubious distinction?
He has claimed at various times to have ended five wars. No, that was six.
Wait, it was seven, or even ten.
Given his weakness in math, we can overlook whether it was five or ten wars that he ended but unfortunately, Ukraine is not one of them.
Vladimir Putin has been highly irresponsible even when Trump asked him to stop the war.
What he will do to Putin, we have yet to hear from Trump but the Kremlin boss must be trembling in his boots.
When Trump says that he has stopped 10 wars, he is being modest, if such a thing is possible.
One of them, of course is the war between Armenia and Albania, more than 1,000 miles apart.
The Albanians were quite surprised to learn that they were at war with Armenia.
Let us list the wars that Trump has stopped.
He ended the Vietnam War.
That is why he did not participate in it.
It is unfair to call him a draft dodger.
If one is a ‘peace-maker’, he can hardly participate in the war.
It was also Trump who ended the Korean War.
That is why the North Korean dictator and rocket man, Kim Jong Un received him so warmly.
It was Trump who ended both the first and second world wars.
People don’t give him enough credit.
Trump’s biggest achievement was ending the American civil war.
Now surely, that qualifies him to get the Nobel ‘Peace’ prize!
We will overlook his support for the zionist genocide in Gaza or his criminal attack on Iran’s nuclear facilities on June 22, 2025.
After all, it was for a good cause.
Iran must not have a nuclear bomb.
In order to make sure it doesn’t, Trump had to bomb Iran’s nuclear facilities.
So, there.