Most people may not be aware that they are anti-semites.
So, we decided to help them make this determination.
To navigate this complex issue, we itemize below certain key points that will assist people in determining whether they are anti-semites or not.
Here we go.
1: If you believe zionism is racism, you are an anti-semite.
2: If you wear the keffiyeh, the chequered Palestinian scarf, you are an anti-semite.
3: If you have participated in rallies in support of Palestine, you are an anti-semite.
4: If you wave the Palestinian flag, you are an anti-semite.
5: If you don’t condemn Hamas, you are an anti-semite.
6: If you do not believe that Israel has the right to occupy the whole of Palestine including Jordan, parts of Syria, Iraq, Egypt and Makkah and Madinah, then you are an anti-semite.
7: If you believe that Israel should not kill Palestinian babies, then you are an anti-semite. After all, these babies will grow up to throw stones at Israeli tanks and armoured personnel carriers. That could pose danger to the lives of Israeli soldiers.
8: If you believe that Israel should not kill Palestinian mothers, then you are an anti-semite. Mothers give birth to children that grow up to throw stones at Israeli tanks. That is extremely dangerous.
9: If you do not support Israel’s ethnic cleansing of Palestinians from their land, then you are an anti-semite.
10: If you do not support Israel’s destruction of Palestinian homes, apartments, hospitals, schools, water systems, electricity grids and bakeries, then you are an anti-semite.
11: If you do not support Israel’s right to starve all the people of Gaza, then you are an anti-semite.
12: If you believe that Palestinians have a right to exist, then you are an anti-semite because it means you do not support Israel’s right to exist.
13: If you believe that Palestinians have the right to resist their occupiers by “whatever means necessary” (according to UN General Assembly resolution 37/43 of February 1982), then you are an anti-semite. After all, the UN General Assembly is an anti-semitic organization.
14: If you do not believe that Hamas beheaded 40 Israeli babies and raped women to death, then you are an anti-semite.
15: If you ask for proof for these allegations, then you are an anti-semite.
16: If you do not believe that Hamas had built tunnels under Gaza hospitals, then you are an anti-semite.
17: If you still do not know that you are an anti-semite, then you are definitely an anti-semite.
So, there!